Philly Classic from Skinny George’s Smash Burgers, 2241 Saint Laurent Boulevard, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Skinny George’s Smash Burgers operates out of Milano Pizza at 2241 Saint Laurent Boulevard. Which is where things begin to get complicated.
The sign outside says Milano Pizza, because it is Milano Pizza. There is also a Skinny George’s sign because it is also Skinny George’s Smash Burgers. Some people are eating pizza because, naturally, this is a pizza place. Others are eating smash burgers because it is also a burger joint.
And twice a week, on Tuesdays and Thursdays, it becomes something else entirely.
That’s when the cheesesteaks come out.
Not with fanfare. Not with a sign. Just handwritten notices taped to windows and counters, which in this case you probably should count as signage.
The phones ring like a telethon. These sandwiches are made in limited quantities, and every order is announced like an auction.
“Seventeen left.”
A few minutes later.
“Sixteen left.”
Suddenly it feels less like ordering dinner and more like trying to get World Cup tickets.
The atmosphere behind the counter appears chaotic. Phones ringing. Orders flying. Staff moving with what seems at first glance like chaos, though appearances can be deceiving. Everyone knows their role. Nobody seems worried. The operation hums along with the confidence of people who have done this hundreds of times.
At one point, a customer shouted toward the counter while heading to the washroom.
“We’re still here!”
Without missing a beat, someone behind the counter shouted back.
“Stay as long as you want. You’re family here.” (more…)
